Showing posts with label pain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pain. Show all posts

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Sit For Relief

In the surgery I’m on the long seat that’s never quite wide enough.  There are notices everywhere around me warning against noise:  coughing? (join our cancer survey), flu (vaccinate now if you are over 60) and Bin It (if you have a cold).  No one I can hear is making a sound.  That’s not quite true.  There’s a mumble in Polish going on between mother and child in the distant corner.  You can hear the phone ringing in a back office.  But apart from that the whole place is spookily quiet.

The over-weight guy with hair greased upright on his head like this was still the 80s has been told to go outside to smoke.  I can see him sitting on a low surgery wall.  He’s encased in a great green parka with an RAF roundel  on the back lettered up with the logo of The Who.  He’s come back in once waving something that looks  like a hookah and asked if it was okay to smoke electronically and has been told no.  When they call his name he won’t hear.  He stares into the distance, watching the traffic, enjoying the NHS air.

Why am I here, again, god the third time in two weeks?  Because the cyst has again been doing its stuff and making walking more or less untenable.  Although I did manage it round at least a dozen studios and open houses yesterday as part of the Made In Roath art extravaganza.  I say managed it.  Mostly what I did was sit on people’s stairs, sofas, chairs and garden walls.  Recover, up, on to the next venue, sit for relief, try to imagine it wasn’t happening.  Sort of worked.

At the festival’s highlight, The Actual Museum of Roath (a shed in a garden on Werfa Street), Sir Alfred Street and Dr Glen Roy explained to us all the true history of the district.  To think that I’d been deluded by library fact for so long.  That cave painting they discovered in the caverns under Roath Park Lake was, of course, the outline of a prehistoric Clarks.  For years I’d thought it was of a rusty bike.  And the economic wars with Splott over Roath’s access to the sea via Clifton Street I’d put down as internecine fighting between mods and rockers.  Chairman Moy’s long march to the Wild Park on the edges of Llanishen I’d managed to miss completely.  As I had the discovery of the great Mappa Maindee with Roath shown there as twice the size of India.  Which it is, of course.



In the film, Sir Donald Street (who looked a little like Sir Alfred but with a beard) showed off a collection of Roath artefacts of wondrous variety:  The Elm Street Marbles, bronze age cooking pans, slippers from the age of the Vikings, Ifor Novello’s once syphoned petrol in a bottle.  I left truly chastened by the extent of my misunderstanding of the past.

Round in Arran Street where Luke Rice was displaying his new take on Broadway (the American version totally shadowed by our own native working-class bohemia) I met Wing Tang.  Wing’s trick was  to do two minute instant portraits, drink a beer, and then do the same portrait again.  In pencil.  Succeeding versions became increasingly shaky with the faces more real but the hair increasingly fuzzy.  For a pound he agreed to do me.  No beer, he’d run out.  The result was a reasonable likeness, if stern.  Finch unsmilingly facing what's next.

There must have been something in the air.  I managed the walk from there to a viewing of Betina Skovbro’s Facing The Park photos with only one stop (Sandringham Road).  Betina has gone along the run of terraced houses that face the Mill Park’s Waterloo Hill end and photographed the inhabitants – adults, children, pets – and then had them blown up larger than life size and affixed to the insides of their windows.  The super-sized residents stared out at the park, smiling.  Almost everyone had taken part.  The warmth was palpable.
  
I get given stronger painkillers.  New stuff with a higher opiate content.  Do not operate machinery, it says on the label.  If you are on ladders, do not work without a firm hold, warns the Information for the User leaflet.  Alcohol will increase the effect significantly.    That’s it then.  No more whiskey-fuelled wallpaper hanging for me.  TV and Viking slippers instead.

Along Newport Road on the way back to the car I pass house gardens in which inhabitants have dumped the past’s detritus.  White goods with their doors hanging off, bed frames, sodden mattresses, mounds of brick, stone and fractured mortar.  Roath’s past given up on waiting for the future.   Unless Sir Alfred and Dr Glen would like it, of course.

[in the photo - The Museum academics - TRE Harris, Dr Glen Roy and Sir Alfred Street]

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Pain Is Not A Precise Art


Sometimes with pain  you can make it start.  With luck you can also make it stop.    In my case that’s stand up, stretch a bit, and then the electric begins to flash.  Sit and lean forward and after time the sparks begin to stop.  But pain, of course,  has an antipathy to regulation, and it has ghosts.     Just when you think it’s gone it comes drifting on back: a veil, a bank of fog.  It settles around you like a dark cloak.  From out of the past there it is:  a heavy hand holding you back.

In desperation I’ve done all I know.  High dose prednisolone, double naproxen, same for co-codamol.  Yoga breathing.  Hot compresses.  Ice.  Lying in a dark room,  foetal position, Neil Young’s Psychedelic Pill on the player, loud, just to cover my moaning.  Today, though, we try for the light.  Out there, under the blue sky, heading for Homebase.

It’s a simple activity.  Car journey, car park, short walk through the green-framed doors past the display of cut-price couches, wheelbarrows and January-cheap Christmas decs.  We’re heading for the lighting.  New stuff for the hall.  Easy.  But, naturally, it’s not. 

The whole world has changed here.  Where once I knew instinctively what a 60-watt bulb looked and felt like, how bright it would be, how long it would it last, how much it would cost, how hot it would get, how many times I’d need to change it,  today I’m lost.  Watts have become lumens.  Simple standard bayonet and screw fit have been replaced by multi-sized  prongs, screws, turns, clips and holders.  The bulbs themselves have  branched into LEDS, halogens, incandescents and energy-savers with subdivisions that involve sodium, mercury, metal halide, sealed beams and shatter-proof tops. Bulb shape is a past thing too.  Today they are lozenges, globes, pyramids, cubes, drops, prongs and bubbles.  Lamps in profusion.  I have no idea which one I want.

Above the racks Homebase helpfully display a poster which demystifies everything.  Except it does not.  Lumens mix with watts, old merges with new, nothing is clear, nothing gets printed on the sides of the Made In China bulbs in the display below.   I’d like it bright.  Chances are though that I’ll end up buying something that takes ten minutes light up and will even then not be bright enough to find the door.  There’s a light like that in our bathroom.  I refuse to go in there for a pee without a torch.  

Right here the pain intervenes.  Electricity in the lower leg.  Rising fire.  I retreat to the store’s display of occasional furniture and sit. Usually works.   I’ve chosen a sort of armchair that looks like a throwback from the 1950s.  The past keeps recycling.  But then I’m old enough now to have got used to that.

I lean forward and try to make myself invisible.  But it’s no good.  An extended family of Chinese origin arrive, clearly in the market for 1950s throwbacks, and start to examine the chair while I’m still sitting in it. They want to see how it revolves.  One of them gets down and peers between my shoes to check the mechanism.  “This is comfortable?” he asks.   Yes, I nod, handing him the price card.  £50 it says.   I get up and stumble over to sit, instead,  on the edge of a unit which displays various sorts of tile cement and other things in tubes reduced for a quick sale.  The Homebase bargain bin.  Do I want anything?  Other than an end to the roaring pain, nope. 

The Chinese family have decided that they will purchase the chair and are carting it off towards the check out.  Good luck.  I thought it was overpriced.   We return to the car.  Sue has a bag of bulbs under her arm, she knows how to decode the new lighting world.  All I can think of is relief.  What it feels like.  How long it might last.  How to make it arrive. 

And then it’s no longer there.  I’m sitting and watching the road go by and become slowly aware that the pain has gone.   The immediate future, despite low wattage, might be bright.